Author Archives: Abet Speaks

Getting 90s R&Busy – Toni Brax-TONS of hotties.

Toni Braxton – You’re Making Me High WARNING! This video may cause the following: panty-throwing; instant pregnancy; the sudden urge to watch “Martin” or “Living Singles”; the need to call up your girls and have a “Rate Men with Gigantic Cards” night. (Although, I completely encourage that last one…) If you follow me on Twitter, […]

Getting 90s R&Busy: “I didn’t know you listen to THAT?!”

“I DIDN’T KNOW YOU LISTEN TO THAT?!” I get this a lot. Okay, that’s an exaggeration. I’ve gotten it from maybe a handful of people throughout my life who, shockingly, just never knew my obsession with late 80s and 90s r&b. That’s almost blasphemous to me. Almost. I get it. You don’t know me. You […]

THIS IS NOT AN INSPIRATIONAL POST

Okay, maybe it is. This is, however, my “publication,” and I am allowed to do whatever I want. Yes. Even use reverse psychology on people who are particularly subversive to anything and everything inspiring. (But why?! I forgive you… jerk.) It’s the day after Labor Day Weekend, and according to my unverified Twitter poll, the […]

Bull-ieving in Derrick Rose’s Story

I am not a sports writer. I leave that up to my friends at The Bench Mob Blog. (Really, they’re great. Check them out.) I’m a writer who loves basketball, the NBA to be exact. And to really get down to a T, the Chicago Bulls. If you follow me on Twitter, this should come as no […]